Home / Quick Good Times / The Classiest Passengers: February 2017
The Classiest Passengers

The Classiest Passengers: February 2017

Here is our look at February 2017’s classiest passengers. A personal take on passenger shaming.

Star Wars: The AARP Awakens

Without Chewbacca by his side, Han Solo(aka Harrison Ford) is proving to be a much less adept pilot. Unfortunately, in his second well-publicized aviation incident, Mr. Solo mistook the taxiway for the runway. Oops, we’re not on Tatooine anymore ?

Tatooine Airplane
Han Solo attempting to land on Tatooine. Artistic liberties taken,

 

This Flying Physics Denier

The Pauli exclusion principle is the quantum mechanical principle that states that two or more identical fermions (particles with half-integer spin) cannot occupy the same quantum state within a quantum system simultaneously. Obviously, this guy knows something about physics that the rest of us don’t.

Flying Physics Deniers, it’s my own term, I made it up. Basically anyone who believes a 13 inch suitcase can squeeze in a slot 10 inches tall without something breaking. Furthermore, you see them on just about every flight.Square Plug Round Hole

First Class Chocolate Shake

mmm, just keep this picture in mind next time you’re sipping a Grey Goose and Tonic at 35,000 feet. Conversely, the largely cheap feeling plastic drink glasses United uses actually make sense.

(Almost) Sky High Ninja

I wonder how many times this creature of the night made it through without anyone noticing. Moreover, in case you thought this stealth assassin traveled alone, his partner in (stopping) crime was also thwarted: